i just got an email from the nice folks at vacation home rentals.
they want me to spend a week in the sun in fabulous florida or amazing arizona.
note to the nice folks at vacation home rentals: are you kidding me?
why would i want to spend my money in those two hell-holes?
florida is basically a huge shooting range where anyone can die at any time for no reason. in other words, NRA utopia.
arizona has the guns, along with a broad streak of homophobia running down its spine. if you're white and wearing garish golf pants, you're probably safe. everyone else? duck and cover.
the nice folks at vacation home rentals.com would like everyone to believe they're all about the "family-to-family rentals."
additional note to the nice folks at vacation home rentals: uh, no thanks. my family isn't really into the gun violence or the discrimination.
we have a little bit of money to spend on vacation travel...but it won't be spent in effed-up-florida. or anti-gay arizona.