Sunday, June 20, 2010
i've never been a gadget guy.
i've never felt the need to be the first on the block to own the latest widget.
that said, i'm prepared to be insufferably pleased with my new ipad.
it was a birthday/father's day/pick a holiday gift, and i'm typing on it right.this.second.
standing here on the end of technology's diving board, with billions of life-enhancing apps a short download away, i have just a whisper of remorse about this amazing toy: i wish the geniuses at apple had named it something else.
"ipad" sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
they could've gone with itablet or islate or irobot. something. anything. ipad? you can't tell me the focus groups were excited about that one.
but iquibble. the folks in cupertino got so much else right. the unpleasantness with adobe notwithstanding, of course. and the unfortunate lack of USB connectivity. and the strange absence of a web camera.
besides that, i mean.
first task at hand: getting off the work computer.
the thing's a piece of PC junk. compared to an apple product, it's awkward and inelegant and uninspiring. not to mention the fact it doesn't belong to me. that makes it a bad place for vacation photos, the music library and other nonwork stuff.
once that transmogrification is done, there's lots of exploring to do. i'm not big on user's manuals, but then again the ipad doesn't have one. not an old-media version, anyway. so i guess i'll just have to dive in and swim around awhile.
what will it do? is there an app for yoga and wine and travel and novel-writing and boat-buying? sure there is. i just have to go find it.
what won't it do? tsk, silly question. it'll do anything clever people can imagine. if developers were into such things, it'd probably cap the deepwater horizon well, clean up the gulf, and convert the world to a rainbows and faeries-based power supply.
it'd cure cancer, locate missing children and put the 'yes we can' back into barack obama.
it'd find god, ask her if she has any good app suggestions, and implement them with a couple subtle improvements.
it might even bring summer to the pacific northwest. nah, let's not get crazy here.
sidebar: it just occurred to me that the spaceneedl family is getting all appled up. between us, in the last year or so we have acquired a macbook pro, an iphone, an ipod touch, a nano, a shuffle and this ipad. it happened over time, so gradually that we didn't even notice.
but here we are. it's an apple world. and we're living in it. what happens now?
no, don't tell me.
like this new device, let it be a pleasant surprise.