i used to be indifferent to soccer.
suddenly, i love it.
or, maybe it's just elizabeth lambert i'm enamored with.
"don't elbow me."
"don't pull on my shorts."
"in fact, let's just stipulate if you're anywhere near me, you're in a high-contact zone."
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update: liz has been suspended from the team. "This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player I am," Lambert said in a statement.
it's not? i mean, how do you figure? it's totally indicative.
no apology necessary.